How to sit on a couch.

Sitting on a couch may sound simple, however it is a thing that requires adroit technique of balancing and timing. First of all, you must stand in front of the couch. It is very important that you must face the opposite side of the couch. You cannot successfully sit on a couch if you're facing the couch. Not following these directions may lead to a fatal fatigues. If you are standing in front of the couch, then make sure your feet is perpendicular to the couch. Bring a protractor if you can and if you want to accurately measure the angle of your feet and the couch to avoid injuries. If you completed all the steps, check if the distance between your feet and the couch is no more than 20 centimeters. If the gap is too much, you will fall down on the floor, and this may cause a huge injury. After checking the distance between your feet and the couch, simple lean to the back. 9 people out of 10, are afraid to sit on a couch in the first place, due to the deadly injuries caused by the incorrect postures, sitting on a couch is actually pretty simple than most people think. If you have successfully sat on a couch, then you now mastered the art of sitting down on a couch. Congratulations. Now you can confidently sit on a couch whenever you want!

Godfather, Wolf

"I AM INOCENT!!!!!"
Just when the three little pigs finished their speech to sue the wolf in the big spacious room with the judges and lawyors, the wolf roared stridently and the sound of his loud voice shaked the whole room. Then all of a sudden, drop of rain fell from his moisty wet eyes. Everyone, even the judges, were astonished; their mouth and eyes opened widely as if they saw Moses spliting the sea in half in the bible. It also was shocking for me to see the notorious, mean looking wolf dripping his tears like a little girl. Soon more tears fell down on his rough hairy cheek and he started to mumble his words.
"It's no..t...fai...r...sniff. I dont want to GO TO JAIL!!" The wolf yelled and soon his tears flooded the whole room; it seemed that a boy could now even swim in the room.
"But you threatened us and try to eat us!! you nasty meat lover!!" One of the pig yelled to the wolf, thinking that the wolf's words are non-sense. The three little pigs stubbornly insisted the judges to send the wolf to the chair.
"If we don't kill the wolf, then he'll surely someday try to eat us all!" The pig screamed, making the horrified look on his face.
"But we should at least hear the wolf's perspective." The judge said, thinking hard about the situation. "We can't just punish the wolf after hearing one side's perspective. I need to hear from both and then I'll punish whoever deserves the punishment!"
The whole crowd were numbed. Surely they thought that it was all wolf's fault. It unequivocally looked like the wolf had really threatened the pigs to eat them!
"Thank you....thank you Mr. Judge" The wolf sniffed still trying to articulate his words.
"You...see... I am a good friend of their mother pig, Gloria. I was her friend even before the pigs were born! Her husband was killed by the fearful human hunters so I helped her to raise the pigs. But soon, she died out of cancer, and before she died, she wrote a will. She asked me a favor to watch the kids and protect them from any harm."
"But you were the harm! You tried to attack our home!" One of the pig interrupted the wolf in a mean rude manner.
"Continue, wolf." the judge ordered, keeping the pigs quiet. The wolf continued.
"And Gloria died and I thought now I had to care for the pigs. Before Gloria died, she told her children to build their own house. After their house was finished, I wanted to check to see if their houses are strong enough to prevent the intruders from invading."
"But according to the pigs, you were the intruder! You were the one who was trying to invade their houses!" The lawyor proclaimed to the wolf.
"No...no! I never tried to harm them! I was just visiting them to see if they are fine, but they insulted me! They mocked me and disdained me! I was stupified! How could the call their godfather a big bad wolf?!?!"

Where I'm From

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Where I'm From
Ryan Synn

I am from the strident noise
From a tiny amp and a guitar stroke
I am from the distorted melodies
(with speedy harmonies,
and it's heavy as a metal!)

I'm from a hoop and the nets
Bouncy oranges to shoot and dribble
----Every dribbling move I make,
----is sweet just like a cake!
I'm from the words and letters
Repetition of a memorization and a headache
----Oh No! My head is in agony agian!
----But Hey! 100 SAT words I can say!

I'm from the kingdom of bricks
With the people made out of bricks
Red ranger saved my day
----From the terrifying gigantic monsters
I'm from the magical land!

I'm from the secured prison
----In the back of our car,
----Named baby seat!
Prison break in the highway
Whining on the way to kindergarten!